1 00:00:01,833 --> 00:00:04,989 Comic relief 2007 V�M�NA MAN�ELEK 2 00:00:05,578 --> 00:00:07,689 So I'd like to start. 3 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:10,378 Point 1. Sorry, we won't start... 4 00:00:10,408 --> 00:00:11,711 I apologize if I am pedantic, 5 00:00:11,741 --> 00:00:15,800 but may I ask why Jim is ``full naked''? 6 00:00:18,635 --> 00:00:21,483 I'm in one of those dreams in which it seems 7 00:00:21,513 --> 00:00:23,949 That you are in public. 8 00:00:23,979 --> 00:00:26,727 Then you wake up and you're in bed. 9 00:00:26,757 --> 00:00:30,060 Only this isn't a dream, understand, Jim? 10 00:00:30,931 --> 00:00:33,223 No�? No, it isn't. 11 00:00:33,253 --> 00:00:35,400 Doesn't he want to go home and get dressed? 12 00:00:35,430 --> 00:00:37,445 No, no, no, not even. 13 00:00:37,475 --> 00:00:39,045 I'm here now. 14 00:00:39,585 --> 00:00:43,795 Point 1, this is a fucking reality TV show 15 00:00:43,825 --> 00:00:46,773 he wants to paint in our village introduced with the name, 16 00:00:46,803 --> 00:00:49,973 V�M�NA MAN�ELEK 17 00:00:50,003 --> 00:00:51,960 and he wants vikka to be a part of it. 18 00:00:51,990 --> 00:00:55,383 I guess I became a bit of a celebrity. 19 00:00:55,413 --> 00:00:57,605 You will be the anonymous one. 20 00:00:58,205 --> 00:01:01,338 Don't do it, Vicky. I hate people from TV. 21 00:01:01,368 --> 00:01:06,217 He remembers when Bill Odie came to film A rare eagle in the hills? 22 00:01:06,247 --> 00:01:10,172 And I shot him in the head, so you can see it better? 23 00:01:10,202 --> 00:01:12,350 And was he married? No. 24 00:01:12,380 --> 00:01:14,231 Bearded fool! 25 00:01:14,853 --> 00:01:16,897 There is no chance 26 00:01:16,927 --> 00:01:21,853 I will participate V�M�NY MAN�ELEK. 27 00:01:22,890 --> 00:01:25,817 As King Lear said, 28 00:01:25,847 --> 00:01:28,328 Never, never, never, never... 29 00:01:28,573 --> 00:01:29,661 never. 30 00:01:32,251 --> 00:01:34,355 By the way, who was that celebrity? 31 00:01:34,385 --> 00:01:37,318 You were supposed to spend a week with Sting. 32 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:42,532 Well then, yes, when we have to! 33 00:01:45,328 --> 00:01:48,240 First time away, I will miss you a lot. 34 00:01:48,270 --> 00:01:49,528 You have me too. 35 00:01:49,538 --> 00:01:52,448 So if they have Trudy Stiller. (wife of Sting) 36 00:01:52,449 --> 00:01:55,892 I know, and that's why I wear it it hates the clothes. 37 00:01:56,918 --> 00:01:59,581 I'm surprised you're not into Sting same clothes. 38 00:01:59,611 --> 00:02:01,447 Why should I? Big deal. 39 00:02:01,477 --> 00:02:03,988 Eat, sleep, go. 40 00:02:09,550 --> 00:02:11,861 Roxanne... 41 00:02:11,891 --> 00:02:14,893 It doesn't have to turn on the red light. 42 00:02:15,453 --> 00:02:18,070 Roxanne... 43 00:02:28,799 --> 00:02:30,177 More... 44 00:02:34,044 --> 00:02:38,694 Why are they making such a fuss about this guy? Who is this anyway? 45 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,456 He was actually in the Police, (formerly Sting's band) 46 00:02:42,457 --> 00:02:45,360 and when he left, he wrote one of the most beautiful songs. 47 00:02:45,390 --> 00:02:48,394 And he is one of the five most handsome men to the world. 48 00:02:48,424 --> 00:02:50,928 So show me if that's the case. 49 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:54,020 � my god... 50 00:02:54,336 --> 00:02:58,236 The dignity of Geraldine. You are a bitch not a teenager. 51 00:03:06,658 --> 00:03:08,191 Good morning, Vicky. 52 00:03:08,462 --> 00:03:10,329 I wanted to know if he had arrived yet. 53 00:03:10,359 --> 00:03:12,369 No. Get out of here! 54 00:03:12,804 --> 00:03:14,161 Wait. What? 55 00:03:14,191 --> 00:03:16,613 Someone wants to see you. 56 00:03:27,209 --> 00:03:30,589 I have a feeling that we are relatives. 57 00:03:30,619 --> 00:03:33,692 Because my uncle was like that to the police. 58 00:03:33,722 --> 00:03:35,389 That's another Police. 59 00:03:35,419 --> 00:03:37,344 No, I don't think so. 60 00:03:37,374 --> 00:03:38,966 I think he's coming to himself. 61 00:03:38,996 --> 00:03:42,475 No, Sting, it's too soon. P�esta�. 62 00:03:47,077 --> 00:03:49,330 So, handsome, has Alice introduced herself to you yet? 63 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:52,130 Yes, we had a very interesting discussion. 64 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,997 B�, Alice? We need some time to get to know each other. 65 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:57,326 Okay, I was just leaving. 66 00:03:57,870 --> 00:04:01,426 It was very nice to meet you, Mr. String. 67 00:04:01,826 --> 00:04:03,087 Sting. 68 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:04,999 Nice to meet you too, Alice. 69 00:04:05,029 --> 00:04:06,910 But I won't go... 70 00:04:08,376 --> 00:04:12,000 I want to know something very special. (follow Sting's tracks) 71 00:04:12,351 --> 00:04:14,707 You are quite pretty. 72 00:04:14,737 --> 00:04:18,262 And Geraldine is just a woman. 73 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:22,755 But: Every little thing he does, is magic 74 00:04:22,785 --> 00:04:27,599 And as far as I know, he walks in On God's wombs. 75 00:04:27,844 --> 00:04:31,310 If I could leave you a Message in a bottle. 76 00:04:31,340 --> 00:04:32,644 it would be:, 77 00:04:32,674 --> 00:04:34,666 Every move he makes 78 00:04:34,696 --> 00:04:37,177 Every breath you take. 79 00:04:37,207 --> 00:04:39,466 I will follow you, 80 00:04:39,496 --> 00:04:41,777 if he just touches her� 81 00:04:41,807 --> 00:04:46,147 your beautiful TV and your harsh voice 82 00:04:46,177 --> 00:04:48,747 I will kill you. 83 00:04:48,777 --> 00:04:50,157 I understand. 84 00:04:50,902 --> 00:04:52,191 Hi, Alice. 85 00:04:55,418 --> 00:04:56,862 Where do we start? 86 00:04:56,892 --> 00:04:58,685 Lo�nice? 87 00:05:02,818 --> 00:05:04,750 You shouldn't... 88 00:05:04,780 --> 00:05:06,212 Okay, let's go. 89 00:05:06,447 --> 00:05:07,683 I was joking. 90 00:05:07,921 --> 00:05:10,832 Of course you were joking, and so was I. 91 00:05:12,106 --> 00:05:14,039 It's going to be a long week. 92 00:05:14,728 --> 00:05:17,301 Eggs are hyperactive. 93 00:05:19,245 --> 00:05:21,667 can i ask you 94 00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:25,111 to do it like today normal walk, 95 00:05:25,141 --> 00:05:27,916 and we'll pretend Isn't Sting here? 96 00:05:28,172 --> 00:05:29,298 97 00:05:29,328 --> 00:05:32,364 Point 1. We will not continue, I would like to say ... 98 00:05:32,394 --> 00:05:35,231 how disappointed I am that Sting is not here. 99 00:05:35,261 --> 00:05:38,356 I thought he would support vik in their duties. 100 00:05:38,386 --> 00:05:39,290 I agree. 101 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,823 I'm glad he's not here. 102 00:05:41,853 --> 00:05:44,267 I don't like his music either. 103 00:05:44,662 --> 00:05:45,978 No, no, no, no... 104 00:05:46,008 --> 00:05:47,907 not ``sufferable''. 105 00:05:50,825 --> 00:05:54,514 The day the rules change. My rules, te�. 106 00:05:54,544 --> 00:05:57,158 Rule 1, I will weigh, 107 00:05:57,188 --> 00:05:59,747 what will be good cake and such. 108 00:06:00,169 --> 00:06:05,747 And rule 2, Every day, it's up to you to keep calm and wash. 109 00:06:05,777 --> 00:06:06,596 Well, um... 110 00:06:06,626 --> 00:06:07,902 Sorry, I'm not done yet. 111 00:06:07,932 --> 00:06:10,520 ... will be naked at this time. 112 00:06:10,522 --> 00:06:12,025 Fact? Yes. 113 00:06:12,055 --> 00:06:15,403 Those are the rules baby rose. 114 00:06:29,331 --> 00:06:31,723 It works. 115 00:06:32,746 --> 00:06:34,242 V�dycky. 116 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:41,596 I can't see it's over. 117 00:06:41,626 --> 00:06:45,641 It was a great week, it was like... 118 00:06:45,671 --> 00:06:48,707 Like a dream come true. 119 00:06:48,737 --> 00:06:50,241 Do you mind if I say something? 120 00:06:50,271 --> 00:06:51,076 No. 121 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:53,320 I hope that doesn't happen. 122 00:06:53,350 --> 00:06:56,498 But if there is a problem in your marriage something wrong 123 00:06:56,528 --> 00:06:59,565 and she finds herself alone... 124 00:06:59,595 --> 00:07:03,095 I would be glad if you could let me know 125 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:05,362 if you are free 126 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:07,705 because I would like to know. 127 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:10,073 Really? 128 00:07:10,339 --> 00:07:11,354 Really? 129 00:07:11,384 --> 00:07:13,531 I'll just call you and you... 130 00:07:13,561 --> 00:07:17,424 I'll tell you if you mind for Trudy and m�. 131 00:07:17,454 --> 00:07:20,665 Mainly sweets and cakes... 132 00:07:20,695 --> 00:07:24,226 And sometimes after dinner should come and tell a joke 133 00:07:24,256 --> 00:07:26,727 and go home again. 134 00:07:30,857 --> 00:07:31,981 Good. 135 00:07:32,011 --> 00:07:33,581 Great. 136 00:07:34,514 --> 00:07:37,286 Unbearably painful. 137 00:07:38,336 --> 00:07:40,314 138 00:07:41,841 --> 00:07:44,670 So how did it go with you two? 139 00:07:44,886 --> 00:07:46,977 Peace, safety and security? 140 00:07:47,007 --> 00:07:48,799 Yeah and then... 141 00:07:48,829 --> 00:07:51,252 a while ago, no! 142 00:07:51,629 --> 00:07:53,585 Did you have a good time? 143 00:07:54,163 --> 00:07:57,541 It's great for me. Is it so cute? 144 00:07:57,571 --> 00:07:59,408 I absolutely loved him. 145 00:07:59,438 --> 00:08:00,684 Really? 146 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:03,417 Then I'm glad I made two cakes. 147 00:08:03,447 --> 00:08:05,817 For this, 148 00:08:06,347 --> 00:08:08,017 is for you... 149 00:08:08,329 --> 00:08:10,040 And this one 150 00:08:10,271 --> 00:08:12,093 is for you 151 00:08:15,337 --> 00:08:17,671 And there is Reality TV. 152 00:08:17,893 --> 00:08:20,711 Science always comes with the best people.